Bendis Wocky

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble with Kolterman in a private room
All mimsy were the borogoves, Ryan writing the JDL
And the mome raths outgrabe.

'Beware the Bendis Wock!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Stampolis as he strangles
The frumious Bandersnatch on TMZ!

Bendis
Long time the Fairchiled Facebook she sought to silence-
So rested is Ina by the YumYum Tree having blueberry wine by the bucket
And stood a while in thought.

And, as in uffish time, the Bress came by dancing with Kolterman and a 40 Ouncer
The Bendis, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One two! One two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack cutting Lebanese salami slices
Bendis having pounds of it, with mayo dripping down her lips
She went galumphing back.

'And the teachers cannot slay the Bendis Wock
To Stampolis, Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And Ryan, Koltermouth, and Bendis lay in drunken stupor

WHERE DID LUCKY GET THE INSPIRATION FOR HIS MONOLOGUE??

Ina Bendis

iven the existence as uttered forth in the public works of Puncher and Wattmann of a personal God quaquaquaqua with white beard quaquaquaqua outside time without extension who from the heights of divine apathia divine athambia divine aphasia loves us dearly with some exceptions for reasons unknown but time will tell and suffers like the divine Miranda with those who for reasons unknown but time will tell are plunged in torment plunged in fire whose fire flames if that continues and who can doubt it will fire the firmament that is to say blast heaven to hell so blue still and calm so calm with a calm which even though intermittent is better than nothing but not so fast and considering what is more that as a result of the labours left unfinished crowned by the Acacacacademy of Anthropopopometry of Essy-in-Possy of Testew and Cunard it is established beyond all doubt all other doubt than that which clings to the labours of men that as a result of the labours unfinished of Testew and Cunard it is established as hereinafter but not so fast for reasons unknown that as a result of the public works of Puncher and Wattmann it is established beyond all doubt that in view of the labours of Fartov and Belcher left unfinished for reasons unknown of Testew and Cunard left unfinished it is established what many deny that man in Possy of Testew and Cunard that man in Essy that man in short that man in brief in spite of the strides of alimentation and defecation is seen to waste and pine waste and pine and concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown in spite of the strides of physical culture the practice of sports such as tennis football running cycling swimming flying floating riding gliding conating camogie skating tennis of all kinds dying flying sports of all sorts autumn summer winter winter tennis of all kinds hockey of all sorts penicilline and succedanea in a word I resume and concurrently simultaneously for reasons unknown to shrink and dwindle in spite of the tennis I resume flying gliding golf over nine and eighteen holes tennis of all sorts in a word for reasons unknown in Feckham Peckham Fulham Clapham namely concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown but time will tell to shrink and dwindle I resume Fulham Clapham in a word the dead loss per head since the death of Bishop Berkeley being to the tune of one inch four ounce per head approximately by and large more or less to the nearest decimal good measure round figures stark naked in the stockinged feet in Connemara in a word for reasons unknown no matter what matter the facts are there and considering what is more much more grave that in the light of the labours lost of Steinweg and Peterman it appears what is more much more grave that in the light the light the light of the labours lost of Steinweg and Peterman that in the plains in the mountains by the seas by the rivers running water running fire the air is the same and than the earth namely the air and then the earth in the great cold the great dark the air and the earth abode of stones in the great cold alas alas in the year of their Lord six hundred and something the air the earth the sea the earth abode of stones in the great deeps the great cold on sea on land and in the air I resume for reasons unknown in spite of the tennis the facts are there but time will tell I resume alas alas on on in short in fine on on abode of stones who can doubt it I resume but not so fast I resume the skull to shrink and waste and concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown in spite of the tennis on on the beard the flames the tears the stones so blue so calm alas alas on on the skull the skull the skull the skull in Connemara in spite of the tennis the labours abandoned left unfinished graver still abode of stones in a word I resume alas alas abandoned unfinished the skull the skull in Connemara in spite of the tennis the skull alas the stones Cunard (mêlée, final vociferations) tennis… the stones… so calm… Cunard… unfinished…” — Samuel Beckett, Waiting for Godot (Is Lucky’s Monologue Poetry? thanks to Rich)

The Doctors for Santa Clara Schools

In between gulping Mogan David, Dr Bendis plots to put more "doctors" on the school board

the Wacky Doctor Ina's lineup for School Board Candidates

Dr Demento

Gee, he looks like Ina's number one dancing partner, they have matching hats

Dr Doom

Dr Octopus

Dr No

Dr Nick, her former medical partner

A Vote for Ina Bendis is a Vote for Censorship

Why do all of the snapping turtles in America support Ina Bendis?

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Ina Bendis, the worst school board member in the history of American Schools has done her best to make Santa Clara School Board meetings theaters of the absurd

This what people have to say about Ina on a good day

Ina has made sure that Bobbie Plough, Steve Stavis, and a dozen other well meaning principals and district staff have a new place to go

Ina

Point you should remember